Inspirational Quotes #NewPost 
"don’t worry, runner five, but—"
"just keep a steady pace and you’ll get home fine!"
Jack’s life motto. Even so Eugene says it’s the coward’s mantra: I can definitely agree with Jack here. Better run away from the Zombies instead of getting bitten!
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.
Not all Americans:
• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE