natasha-ramenoff:

like does marvel actually understand i will spend my life savings on nat romanoff merchandise if they give her a movie

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

h8tingthis:

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

ejaculot:

when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies  

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meridian-of-misery:

THIS IS A REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT LESSON WOW I LOVE THIS MOVIE

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

these-times-shall-pass:

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teenagerposts:

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preppyasalways:

that is pure happiness right there

preppyasalways:

that is pure happiness right there