Did you know that chocolate soda is a thing because I did not and that is the best thing I’ve heard and so I drank it and it was delicious

witchyredhead:

It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.

I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.

You have brains in your head and feet in your shoes you can steer yourself any direction you choose
Dr. Seuss 

"Laugh hard, smile no matter what you’re going through, give everyone a second chance, and don’t ever forget…rules were meant to be broken….life is too short to be anything but happy!"

 

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE
geniusorinsanity:

aka-hawkeye:



This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

geniusorinsanity:

aka-hawkeye:

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This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.