the-inspirational-quotes:

Inspirational Quotes #NewPost [4]

the-inspirational-quotes:

Inspirational Quotes #NewPost [4]

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.
(via kneazles)

unethicist:

"don’t worry, runner five, but—"

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"just keep a steady pace and you’ll get home fine!"

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Me: *jogging* Wow it's such a nice day for a pleasant, smooth--
*jogger jogs past me*
Me: -- slightly competitive race.
Run the heck away, live another day.
Jack’s life motto. Even so Eugene says it’s the coward’s mantra: I can definitely agree with Jack here. Better run away from the Zombies instead of getting bitten! (Which is also the point of the whole game right?)
these-times-shall-pass:

 
officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE